A is for Anitdisestablishmentarianism.
B is for Boobies.
C is for Cock. The delicious kind.
D is for DAMN, THAT'S AN UGLY-ASS BABY
E is for Emu
F is for FUCK THIS SNOW I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR FUCKING SUMMER WHAT THE FUCK GLOBAL WARMING WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
G is for Gilgamesh, who has four arms, which must be really awesome. I mean, can you ( Read more... )

These are a few plot ideas I've come up with for potential films/webshows/novels/porn subplots (because the primary plot is always penetration). All I need now are some actors, a video camera, and several million dollars.

Genius ideas include:

• A mockumentary-style sitcom about an incompetent group of filmmakers try to recreate Ed Wood's Plan 9 ( Read more... )

National Novel Writing Month. Suicide for creative people.

I'm doing it. My friends are doing it. Hell, even one of my frat brothers is doing it. Clearly, we must all be crazy. You can find me on the NaNo website under Halfsey, and there you can encourage my participation in this insane venture, judge me for not keeping up with quotas, and ( Read more... )

Today, Deeds and I ran rampant around WashPa with freebird2011, Megasaurus, and Alycat. It was the most fun I've had in weeks. We didn't do anything significant, just wandered around the mall and went for a joyride through a college town, but it was wonderful. I was accused of flirting with people at Subway, Aly blatantly flirted with people at Coffee Bean ( Read more... )